Thursday, December 20, 2012

Treat Yo Self

Buying yourself "goodies" just cause:

Online Shopping!

Went online with Dallas yesterday and ordered some goodies.  Woot Woot!!!
We got the:
Super Head Honcho Masturbater (lol!) for Dallas (yup, he has to stick his dick in this Barbie-pink number.  Well, to be honest, I might be helping...)

And I got the Soraya Vibe.  Futuristic, right?  It'll be like I'm getting fucked by an alien appendage.  Sweet!
And then we got some lube.  No biggie.
I'll let you know how they go... ;)

Thursday, December 13, 2012


How I Act at Dallas' Work Party (after being told to be classy):

Monday, December 10, 2012


when dallas' friends all get together to watch our favorite christmas movie without us:

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Sunday Night

How I feel after we hit Shoppers for new sensithin condoms and then Little Caesar's for Hot and Readys.

Happy Sunday!

London Drugs Sex Toys?

Apparently Canadian drugstore chain, London Drugs, has started selling sex toys.  Apparently at the store right down my street! What?  Awesome.

I don't know about you but those "pleasure" stores run by fat vegans (already quite a quandary) unsettle me.  I am a child of the 80s, I want anonymity when I buy my sex stuff.  Not because I'm ashamed but because I'm used to anonymity in all I do and to talking ugly people about sex takes the thrill out of...everything...for me.
When I googled "London Drugs Sex Toys" I found some BS petition that was started in September (with 10 fucking signatures! lol!) on stopping London Drugs from selling these toys, and also lot's of forums with assholes talking about how it's horrible because kids shop there.
C'mon.  Really?  Your five-year-old daughter probably dressed as Katy Perry for Halloween.  And maybe don't take your kids down that aisle if you think they are even going to notice these things?
But anyway, yeah!  Sex toys at London Drugs and some Superstores too, I've heard.  That would have made the 2.5 years I spent toiling at Superhell a fuck of a lot more fun!
I'll do some recon for you all and maybe get some pics!!! :)

Potential rename to LongDong Drugs?

RAPE. There I said it.

A great article on a touchy subject.

"I am Legit Scared when I am supposed to be, like when I am walking to my car down an alley at night in a shitty neighborhood, and I have in school and at work been subject to various self-defense-pose sessions and how-to-hold-your-keys lessons like everyone else (unless that is just a Canadian mandatoryism?) but that is never when anything bad has ever happened to me. Ever! I mean, bad within this particular geometry. Bad things have happened at parties, on dates, in cars, on vacation, at school, and in my apartment. You too, probs?" by Kate Carraway for Vice magazine, Canada.

What do you think?

Saturday, December 8, 2012

John Lennon

"We live in a world in which we hide to make love...while violence takes place during the Sun's light." -John Lennon


Jeff Bierk

"I’ve seen him around before, but this was the first time we really talked and there was a connection, an understanding - of similar experience, of struggle. The stairwell was dirty and damp. It stunk of piss and crack. It was a beautiful experience." Excerpt from photographer Jeff Bierk's distrubing/touching tumblr of his photographs of homeless and drug addicts.

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Friday, December 7, 2012


When Dallas Goes Out To Drink and I Have to Stay At Home With the Kids:

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Boob Jobs

What are your thoughts?  I don't really like my God-given boobs and never really have.  The areola's are too large, they are a bit saggy (they came in when I was like, 9, so...), one is slightly bigger than the other.  I dunno, they just aren't my fave.  That being said, I have never been afraid to show them to a sex partner because, as a stoned friend-of-a-friend of mine once confessed, men don't really care what they look like, they are just happy to see them.

But what if you are with the same dude over and over and they can, you know, really get in there and examine their flaws.  What then?  And what if, after having 2 kids they really take another nose-dive?  I dunno...
I don't have any tattoos and I don't plan on getting any botox or collagen or anything done elsewhere on my body.  I guess I just like a clean aesthetic.  So does Dallas.  I don't know if he'd admit it, but he kind of likes a psuedo-70s look: blond wavy hair, a bit of a bush, no tattoos, and nice natural tits.  Except, if I wanted fake ones, he'd totally "move some money around" to make it happen.  In fact, I'm pretty sure he was the one who put the whole idea of them in my head.
I mean, I was less-than-happy with my tits long before he came along, but I honestly never thought of getting them done.  Isn't that what porn stars and B-list celebrities do?  Nope.  Everyone (who can afford it) gets them done.  From Dallas' friends sister, to my aunt, know, everyone-ish.
So, I'm torn.  How often am I showing these things off?  Is this for me or someone else?  It should be for me, right?  And how do I rationalize paying for them when the thought of having to send the kids to post-secondary makes me physically ill?
And in the grand scheme of things, do they really matter?  To me or to anyone?  I don't want to be the selfish person spending my familes money on my boobs, going under the knife for no good reason, and then being laid up in bed for a week or so while everyone caters to me and my marvelous new breasts.  How would I even explain myself to my daughter?  Sounds prudish, but these are things I think/worry about.
I guess for now it will just be one of those things that I wish were different about myself but I'm not really prepared to do anything about.  Like chewing my nails and refusing to drive in the snow.

Tits up!


When the Waitress Comes By and Asks If I Want Another Round:



From Vice's pictorial by Nick Haymes.

Amor Sexus

Fabulous tumblr, Amor Sexus, referred to me by one of my favorite bloggers Slutever.  A couple of these images are actually of Karley from Slutever.  (She does videos for Vice--hilares!) Here are some smutty tingles for ya'll:

Bottoms up!

Terry Richardson's Diary

The following pictures are from famous photographer Terry Richardson's awesome tumblr of all his famous and sexy subjects and other provocative/funny/random things. Here are some of my recent faves: